这个故事估计好多人都听过。
珍珠仙草 • • 51891 次浏览The Clever Judge
A rich man lost a cloth in which he had sewn into a great sum of money. He made known the loss and offered a reward of 100 coins for who so ever would return to him his lost property.
An honest man made himself known to the rich man bringing with him the cloth in which was sewn the coins.
The rich man was not an honest fellow and saw a way he could cheat the man out of his reward.
He opened up the cloth and counted the coins. I can only find 700 coins he declared, you must have opened up the cloth and claimed your one hundred coins as there was originally 800 coins. Not that be a problem as I promised 100 coins as a reward.
The honest man did not mind the loss of the reward, but he did mind the loss of his reputation.
They appeared before a wise judge. Being wise he quickly appraised himself of the situation.
Both stuck to their story. The judge got them each to swear a solemn oath that what they were saying was true. He then gave his ruling.
Then what did the judge say to the honest man and the rich man?
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#1
哈哈俺啥也没说就偷着乐俺啥也没说就偷着乐
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#2
我去google了一下答案让我想起来了小学时候的一件事情。班上有个同学（校长儿子）写纸条骂我，但是把我的名字写错了。我吧纸条交给班主任反应情况。班主任说 ‘他（那个校长儿子）骂的不是你。你看，这名字写错了！’
That was justice for me!!! 让我想起来了小学时候的一件事情。班上有个同学（校长儿子）写纸条骂我，但是把我的名字写错了。我吧纸条交给班主任反应情况。班主任说 ‘他（那个校长儿子）骂的不是你。你看，这名字写错了！’
That was justice for me!!! -
珍珠仙草 楼主#3
据说本来不是英文笑话， 所以翻译很古怪。所以翻译很古怪。
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#4
没事没事，只有麒麟和恐龙死了：）大家都在船上，你没造成啥伤害，哈哈大家都在船上，你没造成啥伤害，哈哈