我已经笑喷无数次了，花了好长时间才看完的：37个暴笑翻译

The 37 Most Awkward English Fails You Can Only Find In Asia

1. The water’s great, come on in.

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Source: engrish.com8. Fire extinguisher

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Source: engrish.com10. Solve all your problems with a swim.

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Source: engrish.com12. When your kidnappers give you your one call, use it on the cops.

Source: engrish.com12. I cannot be bothered to translate these squiggly symbols.

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Source: engrish.com15. Disembodied limbs are hostile and will attack without warning.

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Source: chairmanlol.com18. Will explode in your mouth and your pants.

Source: engrish.com19. Please leave toilet undestroyed.

Source: engrish.com20. Brothels this way.

Source: chairmanlol.com21. Just don’t go #2

22. Take the elevator

23. Better than tree fiddy

24. Judge not by the color of the park, but by the content of its playground

25. We do happy endings

26. Really really fast food

27. Hermaphrodite crossing

28. For Chneise people

29. Just say neigh.

30. Very “special” snacks

31. DIY Buffet

32. Enjoy your eternal stay!

33. ;)

34. Exit only

35. Put the man in manicure

36. Maaaath

Source: http://i.imgur.com/nrYvnwG.jpg37. Take them out to dinner first

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