My partner in the rest of my life

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汤哥.......偶像啊

Hi ! Good afternoon!ladies and girls,Welcome you to read my notice of marriage!If you prefer to read Chinese, I can type more Chinese in future.I am a warm-hearted man ,a gentleman.We may not end up being a couple.However we can always end up being friends,Singapore is so small,anytime we can meet each other or contact each other through various means:email,phone call,wechat message,etc.Even if you are in China,it's also not difficult to have face-to face conversation as nowadays everybody can afford to travel by air or through budget airline if you are not so well off.So,do not have any worry or be shy,feel free to contact me,I am right here to get back to you!

Your sincerely,

Tom

鉴于这是华语论坛，大多数人都用华语在这里交流，我用谷歌翻译一下，省得看的人麻烦。
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嗨！ 下午好！女士们，欢迎你阅读我的婚姻通知！如果你喜欢阅读中文，我可以在将来输入更多的中文。我是一个温暖的人，一个绅士。我们可能不会成为一对夫妇 但是，我们永远都可以成为朋友，新加坡是如此之小，任何时候我们可以通过各种方式相互见面或相互联系：电子邮件，电话，短信等。即使你在中国，也不难 要面对面交谈，现在每个人都可以负担得起乘坐飞机，或者通过廉价航空公司旅行，如果你不是那么好，那么你不用担心，不要害羞，随时和我联系，我在这里 尽快给您回复！

忠实于你的，
汤姆

楼主 你是来搞笑的吧！这是华文网站，不认识华文的人能来这个网站？能点看你的帖子？观察你的帖子，你是帖帖离不了英文，人家楼主发华文帖，你回帖还是英文。

It's so troublesome to type Chinese characters albeit I know how to do. Excuse me, Singapore is an English speaking country, everyone knows the language.

输入汉字很麻烦，尽管我知道该怎么做。对不起，新加坡是一个英文国家，大家都知道这个语言。

嘿嘿 我终于知道楼主为什么还单着了

Hi! Once you add me, I will show you my photo.

又在炫耀自己拥有的了,你当我们没有是吗?比你好的太多了。不要以为你有房子,学历,公民身份而不起。你有的,我也会有。

Hi! Please do not misunderstand, I am from a humble background and always a humble man.Self introduction only. I know you can achieve anything as long as you dedicate to it!

ha ha ha, you see 我也知道英文。

你就是恶心的人

大家小心他,吝啬,自私家伙,还喜欢炫耀

She's kidding only, don't be serious!她开玩笑啦！别当真。

真的没有见过这么小气的男人!他不是找老婆 ,而是在老婆,而是女佣,保姆,姐妹们别相信哦,不信的话可以体验一下,这个男人多恶心!!!!!

不修边幅的男人

You still want to continue degrading me,curse me and slander me? You may be in trouble!

对不起,如果伤害到你,希望你幸福!!!!!

Finally you realised your fault! Good luck to you,too.

Hi! My friend, what are you sighing for?

Dear Sisters, Good afternoon to all of you! In this world. First of all, god created man and woman. Women are less strong than men physically and mentally. That causes quite a lot of consequences which are less favourable to women or girls. For example, on the whole, There are more male Politicians than female Politicians. Men usually get more income than  women. So , as a man we need to take care of women or girls. Protect them. Spend money for them and help then in every aspect as Long as we can. In short, a man is born to support woman until he leaves the world. On the other hand, woman should access to this kind of men. Do not miss out such a good opportunity. Not every man behaves like what the god want him to behave. Right? So, be smart ! Thanks a lot! As a woman or girl with brilliant brain, you know what I mean, right? Thank you very much and have a wonderful day!

Hi! Girls, something worth reading in the above letter!

I seek to contradict you for benign reasons. Most people here in this forum lack the ability to comprehend articles written in anything apart from their mother tongue. If you would like to sincerely get acquainted to the opposite gender from this forum then you ought to try harder at communicating with Chinese instead. At the age of 44, which I assume you have been honest with your age,  you seem rather too flamboyant. Tone down,  participate in activities organized by the forum members,  expand your social circle and get to know them better as individuals. All there best to you.  

Hi! Good evening ! Thanks for your kind and valuable advice. To me ,typing Chinese character is really troublesome, especially when I am using a computer. For the first time in this forum, I have read such a nice message in English. May I know your gender, career, nationality, etc? I admire you for your knowledge, experience and perspective. I do not  care about whether you are a girl or a man. I would like to  know you. Have you yourself found a loved one? You must be English-educated with a great career potential or you might  be earning  a decent income all the while. You know how to socialize and must have many friends. Could I  fortunately be your new friend?

I try to make an effort to type in Chinese if required. It's just to enhance the communicative experience. I doubt you will be interested to know me in person. I'm Singaporean by the way.  Not the usual Chinese educated local.

But I wish you the best in your search for the partner you desire.

I indeed would like to know you. You see, what I said is true that you were English educated. As I mentioned earlier I am bilingual, so perhaps you can learn Chinese from me once I am your friend. In social life  and daily work most of the time I speak English unless the party I talk to can not make it. I am Singaporean, too. And fortunately have educational background in both language. What do you work as? In which year were you born?

Hi! I indeed would like to know about you ,be you a man or a lady. You see what I said is true that you were English educated. I am very fortunate as I have educational background in both Chinese and English. Being bilingual I have more option in terms of making friends. I know you are Singaporean, so am I. Once you know me I may enhance your communicative experience. Could I know what you work as and in which year you were born? How about your religion? Last but not least, enjoy your weekend!

Tom Cruise is a shortie

多谢，但是我不需要学中文。我是离过婚的本地男人，30末岁。在欧洲企业当区域经理。所以你应该没有兴趣认识我的。你找到你要的人了吗?

Thanks for your care and concern, I am still searching for my loved one.

I think this might not be the most ideal place for your search to come to fruition. Perhaps it might be better if you try it with social events rather than online platforms.

Hi! Thanks for your recommendation! What kind of social events do you have in your mind? Could you please share them with me so that perhaps I no need to visit this website again for my sweet heart?

Do you have your own social circle?

The problem is I don't think your command of the English language is very strong. So I think you should preferably introduce yourself in Mandarin.

你的英文实在不怎么样, 还是用中文沟通吧.

After long time study   during my entire career life 都是破英文.
是 bear responsibility for, 不是 to.  是  trustworthy, 不是 trust worth.

其他的我都读不下去了.

Hi! Nice to see your message! Perhaps your English proficiency is better than mine. This is the 1st time that I read such a message with so much...... Some of the phrases or words are typo error. How can you say you don't understand what I had written?

I am working in an American MNC as an Engineer and some of my colleagues are from the US of America. I need to interact with them everyday for work or even non- work related issues . There is no problem at all. No such complaints or criticism as you voiced.

After all, I think you are probably a linguist or took English language as your major course, While I studied Engineering . That's the difference. Anyway, I will be very delighted if I can know you.

Hi! Morning! Last night on the way home after work, when I read the message you had left to me, I thought you are probably a  linguist. Now I know you are not English- educated. You see, you wrote" The problem is your command of ......" , this is the way that Chinese people are used to speaking. In addition, " Mandarin " is oral Chinese which westerners so to name it.

Considering the number of typos within a short span of a few sentences, it speaks very much about the sincerity of your post.

It doesn't take a linguist to point out the flaws of your grammar. A primary school kid can handle that without any problem.

"The problem is" / "The problem is that" is a perfectly fine grammar structure.

至于你其余的留言, 我无法理解它们想表达的是什么, 因为语法完全不合逻辑.

Hi! Miss Chen, the sentence you wrote "The problem is......" , nothing wrong with the grammar, however it's the way Chinese people are used to say.  English-educated people don't speak this way.你说的是中文。"Mandarin"是普通话或中文口语，西方人这么叫的，它不是书面语。I expressed correctly, right? Yesterday you said I wrote broken English and could not articulate my idea or thoughts in English and better  express myself in Chinese. Today you reduced my English proficiency to worse than a primary pupil.The fact is I got my Bachelor degree from an Australian University. May I know what you work as  since you started your career as a fresh graduate? What had you studied before u work? When did you start your career?

Good morning! Miss Chen,I don't think this is a suitable "Arena" for us to "fight" as other people are watching. How about we argue in private? My contact means was provided in this post. You can reach me through that. Should u tell me your contact means, I would reach you very soon. Are you currently in Singapore? Anyway, very good morning to you and have a wonderful day!

只要 grammar structure 没有错, 它就是标准英文,  没有你所谓的 中国人语法 或English Educated 的语法. 你这样的分类不但显得你很无知, 也对那些中国人带有歧视的眼光.

我感觉你所谓的奥洲大学是白上 了.     

你说的太对了,支持1

看样楼主是没有真正有朋友指出你的错误。我曾经拿着你的 massege 给银行的同事看过,他们,也是说你的单词用错。我想这就不会错了吧。他们是学 finance的.英文应该比你好吧?我曾经跟你交流过,你的英文我大多都挺不懂,而且不舒服。要知道一个英文好的人,无论那个人英文多烂,都会让人听着舒服。

Hi! Miss Chen, how Long have you been in Singapore? You are a typical Chinese national. I believe you did social study and had moral education in your school days, right? You are claiming your English is very good. How come you don't know these words such as " manners " and "courtesy "? Maybe you only learned these words: insulting other people, only you yourself are smart and all other people are ignorant.

Hi! Zhao pei, you are at least half a Singaporean as you have been here for so Long !

Hi! Morning to all! Finally the unbearable noise has  died down. How happy  I am now!

身为新加坡人的我, 我为 有这种 同胞而感到羞耻.   

这人 再一次以 "typical Chinese National" 这类的字眼歧视中国人.  我已举报.

The thread starter seems delirious or a troll. So why even bother reporting him?